We were tired. It was a long day, and a very lazy day, too (for some of us). For those reasons, the following exchanges took place. Not sure whether to be offended or to take it as a joke, I post them for you to determine. Should I: Take Offense or Laugh It Off.
Scene #1.
While briskly walking along Belmont Ave in Chicago:
"Agh, did you smell that? That wreaks."
"No. What was it?"
"Well, you must have been breathing out when I was breathing in."
Scene #2.
The conversation was revolving around Couple Songs in middle and high school, when you and your boyfriend had "Your Song" to which you would always dance at school dances and friends' parties.
I denied ever having a Couple Song (which is certainly not true, I've always been very sentimental and romantic in that way).
"Maybe David and I did have one in 7th grade," I reluctantly admitted, "although I don't know what it would have been."
"It was probably 'Baby Got Back'."
Now what, I ask you, is my friend saying about 1) my breath and 2) me in general? Dang! I know who to hang around when in need of a personal complex, that's for sure.
2 comments:
I can't stop laughing! This is too much.
Who in the world would say such things?!
Only you, my friend.
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