06 September 2007

"Were you having car trouble this morning?" A fellow university employee asked me quite early this morning.

"No," I said, confused. I couldn't figure out why he'd think that.

"It's just that your car is parked so crooked in its spot...I wondered if it was okay."

I flashed red. Was it possible that I had parked really
crooked and not even realized? That's bad. He laughed and said he didn't think it was bad enough for me to get a ticket, but he wanted to give me a hard time about it. I felt like a fool.

Twenty minutes later, he sent me a picture of my car in its spot.

I still don't think it's a really bad parking job. The spaces are so wide you could practically fit two of my cars in one.

2 comments:

Elaine said...

First of all, those parking spaces are so freaking wide that you could parallel park your car inside of them and still not cross a line.

Secondly, this guy should definitely work on more productive things. Like catching those pesky smokers on campus. Or finding something to do OTHER than stalking you.

Chalupa said...

ridiculous