My all-time favorites from last week...
We always knew she was ahead of her peers, but seriously. Maddie, darling, you're nearly five years old. You have time. Your clock isn't ticking quite that fast.
In the car, she was expressing how badly she wants to have her own baby.
"But maybe, Mommy, I should wait until I finish high school," she said, wisely.
Emily agreed, adding, "Yes, baby, at least high school, probably even college would be good."
"Yeah," said Maddie, "probably after college. Because that way you can learn how to take care of babies."
Sounds like a good idea.