Does it mean you've eaten the entire row of crackers if there are broken corners left at the bottom of the bag?
I have what some might call a bit of an eating problem. It occurs when things are packaged in obsessive-compulsive pleasing packages, asking the hungry individual to eat until the package is finished, because it cannot be closed adequately to preserve freshness after first opening it.
This is my problem with saltines (tonight's issue), girl scout cookies (as Kelly understands), Fig Newtons or anything else packaged in those damn trays (Oreos, Keebler cookies, and the like).
I can't help myself. Seriously.
Maybe I need therapy for this.
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(Stands up and looks around the room...)Hello everyone. My name is Chalupa and I too have an eating problem.
(Everybody)Hi Chalupa.
What about foods that come in cylindrical or columnar containers, but aren't cylindrical or columnar themselves, like M&Ms that come in clear plastic candy canes at Christmas?
Those are a problem, too, Kelly. Always a problem.
Chalupa, thanks for being honest!
I'm sure that's why the Pringles slogan is "once you pop, you can't stop" (or something like that). It's because they're in those cylindars. Do you notice they don't package, say, kiwi in cylindars? Or grapes? It's a total conspiracy. Also, I blame it on genetics. I'm SURE Dad is the same way.
Sometimes after I've opened something like that, I have to literally dump the rest of contents of the box or tray into a huge ziploc bag so that it looks all jumbled just so I can walk away. Ridiculous how you have to trick an OCD mind.
How about eating those dumb candy corns? I can lock up my jaw trying to bite apart the colors on every one!
Foods coming in cylindrical containers can be dangerous too. Have any of you seen Clerks where the guy gets caught in a Pringle's can and Dante has to save him?
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