ALMOST FAMOUS

In the lobby of the library this morning, I saw Christina Aguilera.
At least, I thought it was her. It looked like her circa this time period




The girl was not, however, wearing that outfit, but the cute pink and black fleecy-weecy outfits that you see all over college campuses.

The hair was that fake looking. The make-up was that dark (and it was 10am, not 11pm).

All I could think was WHY?