The Truth of My Predicament

A friend of mine recently showed this to me. We laughed about the truth of it...if you only exchange the "vegan" part with all of the other combined and odd sensitivities that I have, this is a pretty accurate (and sad) picture.

This is why I don't want to come to your house for dinner (*you being anyone and everyone I know and don't know). Please don't take it personally, I just don't want to impose such restrictions on you. They are ridiculous, I know.

This week I haven't had anything to eat for lunch. I really dislike corn tortillas. I've tried for 2 months to like them, but I can't. They're gross. And they have been what I've eaten for lunch for a while. I can't choke down one more (ok, maybe I can one more, but that's it).

I struggle with lunches. Yesterday I had the equivalent of 4 tortilla chips, an apple, 5 handfuls of mini marshmallows, and 2 carmel corn rice cakes. My last batch of sweet potatoes molded through before I could snag most of them. I hate throwing away produce, but when there are mold holes throughout the potato, you can't save it. Strings of mold in the bag where they were sitting. It was so gross I haven't bought any more.

I don't know what I'll eat today for lunch, maybe...a baked potato in the microwave? Probably.

I need help! I don't have time to cook lunch, and I don't really have time on the weekends to make dinners and lunches. What are some ideas that I could have for a quick lunch?

Thanks, friends. I obviously need you to keep me going--I can't even feed myself properly.