The first time

I graduated from college today. First time.

I actually achieved a long-term goal - graduating with honors. Again, first time.

My boob-staring friend looked at my skirt, not my boobs. First time!
When I was relating the story to Liz, I might have said a bit too loudly, "At my skirt, not my boobs!" Just then, a friend whom I don't know very well walked around the corner. I gasped.
"Did you just hear what I said?"
He turned his face, though I could see his smile, and walked slowly away from me, nodding his head.
Slightly awkward.