Emily, Franz and I used to have this game where we'd call each other with candidates for the Best License Plate of the Day award.
We don't play as often now, as they have 2 kids to chase after and a business to run, and I'm constantly bogged down with school and in work.
Today, however, I wanted to share with my audience the one I found (Anthony, please take special note; this is for you):
4 PLY
3 comments:
Wow, I'm honored. Thank you for this very special shout-out.
I know all I need to know about our dear friend with the "4 PLY" license plate. He/she is completely self-indulgent and frivolous with no sense of responsibility, moderation, or accountability. In short, "4 PLY" is three ply too much.
Do you ever consider that perhaps people need more than 1 ply?
Perhaps it isn't out of their frivolous, self-indulgent nature, but, in fact, from necessity that these people choose 1 ply.
And since when is making a choice for any reason other than something is cheap a bad or self-indulgent decision? Lighten up, friend.
I agree, Friend, you know I do. Obviously, Anthony has not truly allowed himself to appreciate multiply-plies, perhaps because he's too focused on the cheapness of 1-ply.
however, he should listen to us, don't you think? I mean, we are the queens of cheapness - I guess not everyone knows or fully comprehends that about us.
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