27 February 2008

It's true, I don't like Star Wars. I'm totally not a fan.

When I was in high school, my brother Evan somehow convinced me that we should watch the
Star Wars marathon on TNT. I was so bored that I couldn't sit through them all, but I did get glimpses of each whenever I passed through the family room and his completely engrossed self on the couch.

Last year, I visited a group of professional singles in the area for a movie night. Though they didn't disclose it until I arrived, the movie of the evening was one of the original
Star Wars. All that I remember about it was a giant, slimy, sloth-like, dictator being with an army of weird-looking, animal-esque strange creatures. And Princess Leia chained to the nasty leader. We all brought desserts, which was, in my opinion, the best part of the whole event, and I leaned against a person-sized teddy bear (which belonged to our host, a middle-aged male science professor) on the hard floor for the duration of the film. Uncomfortable, at best.

I have not witnessed any of the newer Star Wars episodes, those with Natalie Portman, Ewan McGregor, and Hayden Christensen, even though I enjoy all of those actors.

The above statements and obvious underlying feelings about the series do not mean that I can't appreciate when somebody else loves the movie. Such as this little girl.


2 comments:

Chalupa said...

Actually, Princess Leia in bondage to Jabba wouldn't be the first movie (A New Hope, Episode 4). It would be the 3rd installment of the original trilogy, Return of the Jedi. And now I've just professed my geekness.

usuallyemily said...

i don't like star wars either. :) scott doesn't understand this.