07 September 2005

Random Medicinal Procedures

My roommate, Bertie, found a bottle of natural-looking herbal capsules sitting on the counter last week. They were left over from the natural medicinal cabinet of the roommate who moved out. The bottle says, "SUPER COLON CLEANSE" and promises to clean you out.

She began the process last night. At which time, Katie declared that this is much like cocaine for the colon. She dubbed this medicine "Colon Blow".

It's horrible to picture. It's even more horrible to smell (the actual capsules, sorry).

Bertie has reported "changes" today, after 4 doses.

Do not exceed 3 days worth of doses.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ohmygosh, you actually posted about this!!! Ohmyword-- your friends are going to think I am CRAZY (well, I am, but usually it takes actually meeting me to figure that out!!!!!). It is weird to have people meet me through a colon experiment-- oh my! :)