I've always wanted to be a bouncer. I was reminded of this while Liz and I were watching Boiler Room tonight. Something has always appealed to me about having a job where you are required to take irresponsible people and show them who's in charge. One might conclude that I have an inferiority complex or something, but ever since middle school, being a bouncer has been high on my list of future occupations.
Maybe I can pay my way through grad school with this. Isn't Bloomington swarming with college students just asking for a bouncer to kick their drunk ass out of a bar? I've got to check into this.
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i'd be scared of you if you were a bouncer. i think you could totally instill that fear into people.
Thanks, Carson. It means a great deal to know people have confidence in my scare-factor.
Scary.
weren't you and going to go kick some people's asses? that would be good practice for being a bouncer
Why plant your foot firmly up someones arse? When you can just give them that evil eye of yours. ::shutters:: Spooky.
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