18 April 2005

A Promising Career

I've always wanted to be a bouncer. I was reminded of this while Liz and I were watching Boiler Room tonight. Something has always appealed to me about having a job where you are required to take irresponsible people and show them who's in charge. One might conclude that I have an inferiority complex or something, but ever since middle school, being a bouncer has been high on my list of future occupations.

Maybe I can pay my way through grad school with this. Isn't Bloomington swarming with college students just asking for a bouncer to kick their drunk ass out of a bar? I've got to check into this.

5 comments:

ec said...

i'd be scared of you if you were a bouncer. i think you could totally instill that fear into people.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Carson. It means a great deal to know people have confidence in my scare-factor.

Anonymous said...

Scary.

Chalupa said...

weren't you and going to go kick some people's asses? that would be good practice for being a bouncer

Anonymous said...

Why plant your foot firmly up someones arse? When you can just give them that evil eye of yours. ::shutters:: Spooky.